
Travis Kelce

Taylor Swift

Taylor
Journalist at age 8

Kittypoo

Chance
Humble Florida alligator

Caleb
Typical boy

Babblebot
Sent to destroy

Vickers
Sensitive teacher

Dillon
Armadillo and curmudgeon

Justin Trudeau
Justin Castro

Professor
Our gracious leader

Joe Biden
Basement dummy

Nina Jankowicz
Misinformation Czarina

Bobby Cujo
Tech bro

FBI
Alphabet agency

Steven
Epileptic

Ghostself
Gho to you

Mrs Dunbar
Boca Del Rio Assisted Living Director

Bubba
Chance's redneck cousin

Kamala Harris
Veep

Kevin McCarthy
WEF poser

Nicole Kidman
Health guru

Elon Musk
Top Twit

Gilman
Assisted living resident

Russell Brand
Convert to truth

Bob Chapek
Former Disney employee

Bill Gates
Our technology overlord

Mule
Head of voting integrity

Hunter Biden
Successful artist

Doc Science
He is the Science

Stacey Abrams
Governor of Georgia

Donald Trump
He Who Must Not Be Named

Teddy
The one who is to come