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Based Comic

weekly comic strip

Based Comic

weekly comic strip

Character: Dillon

Armadillo and curmudgeon

  • Based Panel 1: Dillon: Heh-heh... Based., Leftist: See, there you go., Panel 2: Leftist: Right-wingers are always appropriating progressive terminology!, Panel 3: leftist: How dare you change the meaning of a word WE invented??, Panel 4: Dillon: Don't worry, I'll still use it to refer to your crack addiction., Leftist: Well, I should hope so.

    Based

    1 Oct 26, 2023

  • Fantasy Football Panel 1: Chance: Fantasy Football is here!, Panel 2: Chance: Have to study injuries... predictions... past performance... Wonderlic test scores..., Panel 3: Chance: Stats! Backups!! 30 seconds to decide!!!, Panel 4: Chance: So I drafted Russell Wilson and a stick of butter., Dillon: My money's on the butter.

    Fantasy Football

    2 Sep 08, 2023

  • Nazis for Biden Panel 1: Fed: Join the Nazi revolution!, Dillon: Fed., Panel 2: CIA: I am real Ukranium Nazi!, Dillon: CIA recruit!, Panel 3: Fed: There will be more protests soon!, Dillon: Sure, when the FBI gets back from summer break.

    Nazis for Biden

    2 Sep 06, 2023

  • Dank Memes: Panel 1: Chance: This is an invasion of privacy!! My thoughts are my own!!!, Panel 2: Chance: I've got to get them to shut off this brain implant, but how?, Panel 3: Chance: What can I show the brain monitors that would be so tedious they'd beg it to stop transmitting?, Panel 4: Chance: So I sent them a non-stop stream of "Jesus Guiding Trump" memes., Dillon: Same reason I quit Instagram.

    Dank Memes

    1 Aug 18, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Doesn't anyone know how to handle classified documents anymore?, Dillon: Darn tootin!, Panel 2: Chance: Finally, justice is being done, Dillon: Amen, Panel 3: Chance: Keep classified documents where they belong, Panel 4: Chance: In the garage?, Dillon: I keep mine on a server next to the crapper.

    Selective Prosecution

    3 Jul 07, 2023

  • Panel 1: TV: Whoa! Biden has fallen down on stage! This has become a common thing to see..., Panel 2: Dillon: Biden's press secretary says the President falls down a lot because he's getting SO much done., Panel 3: TV: And Biden goes down again..., Panel 4: TV: This time, face-first into a woman's chest! Oh my..., Chance: Y'know he must be getting a lot accomplished.

    Legends of the Fall by Biden

    3 Jun 14, 2023

  • Panel 1: Guy: Ha! Disney really stuck it to that loser Ron DeSantis., Panel 2: Guy: Florida's lost several thousand jobs with that imagineering campus being cancelled., Panel 3: Dillon: Y'men thousands of woke Californians won't be relocated to Florida? That's not losing that's dodging a bullet!

    Californians Relocated to Florida

    4 May 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Influencer: My Twitter Blue check has been taken away!!, Panel 2: Influencer: Don't they know this is going to cause people to die???, Panel 4: Dillon: Hmmm, actually right about something.

    Blue Checks On Twitter

    6 Apr 26, 2023

  • Panel 1: Lady: They can't end the state of emergency! The virus is still out there!!!, Panel 2: Lady: What about "long Covid"? I'm immunocompromised!, Panel 3: Lady: I'm basically disabled., Dillon: Shouldn't have closed the asylums.

    Mental Health

    5 Mar 22, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dillon: Ukraine? Sure. Take that road and drive north., Panel 2: Chance: That road will take them to Ohio., Dillon: Exactly.

    Foreign Aid

    6 Feb 23, 2023

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