Skip to content
Based Comic
  • Home
  • Store
  • About
  • Archive
  • Characters
  • Contact Us

Based Comic

weekly comic strip

Based Comic

weekly comic strip

Character: Professor

Our gracious leader

  • Henry Kissinger Panel 1: Taylor: I heard Henry Kissinger died., Professor: Achy yes, my dear mentor., Panel 2: Professor: My technocrat friends replicated his consciousness inside this device., Panel 3: Taylor: How can we achieve world peace?, Panel 4: Taylor: "Bomb Spain.", Professor; It may need some finesse.

    Henry Kissinger

    1 Yesterday

  • Panel 1: Lady: I can't get into the dining room, Professor: Ack yes! Digital security requires you to scan your QR code., Panel 2: Lady: I don't have a cellphone, Professor: Unfortunately the New World Order will leave some people behind., Panel 3: Lady, But I can't eat! Professor: My dear, you should consider this excellent program in Canada. You'll never be hungry again.

    MAID

    4 Jan 27, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dunbar: Taylor, I hear your concerns about the Professor, but let me assure you..., Panel 2: Dunbar: He doesn't have that much power and influence over everyday nursing home policy. Panel 3: Professor: Here iz the daily itinerary... restricted foods... 134 new required vaccinations..., Dunbar: We're a little tired of your conspiracy theories.

    Everyday Americans

    6 Jan 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Woman: Professor, I'd like to report a twit., Professor: They call them "tweets," Mrs. Henderson. Panel 2: Woman: Look at this Twiddle!, Professor: This is a video of a man roasting a turkey in an oven bag., Panel 3: Woman: Brine... Don't bag! Blatant deception., Professor: Madam, we're only concerned with tweets that threaten our pursuit of world domination., Panel 4: Woman: Well, I bet if I served you a soggy turkey skin you'd be concerned about that twat!

    Tweets that Threaten

    7 Sep 13, 2022

  • Panel 1: Taylor: I hear you're trying to fight misinformation on the internet, Professor., Professor: Ach yes, it is a threat to our Great Reset., Panel 2: Professor: Fortunately, I have recruited a skilled team of volunteers to track down such lies., Panel 3: Taylor: In assisted living? That might not go like you think it will. Panel 4: Professor: Do not worry. I trained them myself., Woman: I just gave your credit card information and all your passwords to a sweet nice man in Nigeria, was that right?

    Misinformation

    5 Sep 08, 2022

  • Taylor: Professor, the kitchen told me you "altered" tonight's menu., Professor: Ach yes, vat's the problem?

    Eat Ze Bugs

    6 Jul 21, 2022

  • Taylor: Professor, I found this in your room. Isn't it Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds?, Professor: Ach yes, in some religions.

    Shiva

    5 Jul 06, 2022

  • Dunbar: Welcome to Boca Del Rio, Professor! Can I ask why you decided to move into our little community?, Professor: Ach, yes...

    Penetrate the Cabinets

    12 May 26, 2022

Subscribe Promo Code for $2 off your first order

Get the comic by email

Help support the comic!

DONATE
Theme: Toocheke by LeeToo.