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Tag: classified documents

  • Panel 1: Chance: Doesn't anyone know how to handle classified documents anymore?, Dillon: Darn tootin!, Panel 2: Chance: Finally, justice is being done, Dillon: Amen, Panel 3: Chance: Keep classified documents where they belong, Panel 4: Chance: In the garage?, Dillon: I keep mine on a server next to the crapper.

    Selective Prosecution

    1 Jul 07, 2023

  • Panel 1: Librarian: Nice hat., Vickers: Uh oh., Panel 2: Librarian: This book is a week late. That'll be $1000 fine and 10 years in jail., MAGA Man: What??, Panel 3: Vickers: I'm really sorry. This book is a week late. Am I going to jail too?, Librarian: Depends... On how you vote?

    Selective Prosecution

    6 Apr 05, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: So with all the documents they are finding, the FBI is going to raid Biden's house right?, Panel 3: HAHAHAHA, Panel 4: Chance: But seriously, they're trying to get rid of the "Big Guy," right?, Dillon: Must be running low on ice cream.

    Classified Documents

    5 Jan 17, 2023

  • Panel 1: Taylor: I heard about that FBI raid., Panel 2: Taylor: What's on the paper?, Chance: They said it was a receipt of all that was taken. Panel 3: Taylor: They took a lot of stuff, didn't they. Panel 4: Taylor: Whoa! I didn't know you had so much Funko. Chance: *REDACTED*

    Redacted

    6 Aug 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: There is NO basis for this invasion of privacy by the FBI!!, Panel 2: FBI: Oh no? Whose phone number is on this napkin?, Chance: Ariana Grande. She gave it to me at a Ruby's Tuesdays. Panel 3: FBI: Well, this will require further forensic analysis.. Chance: In your wallet?. Panel 4: Chance: Will ya at least tell her I said hello??

    Invasion of Privacy

    6 Aug 26, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: You're taking my old magazine collections?, FBI: Looks suspiciously like classified materials!, Panel 2: Chance: It's TV Guide! Heard of it?, FBI: Or... more like nuclear launch codes and dates. Panel 3: FBI: I think we've hit paydirt, Biff!!, Panel 4: FBI: Tell me, Fascist... What exactly is the payload of a... "Laverne and Shirley" warhead?. Chance: Oh fer...

    Classified Materials

    6 Aug 23, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Why are you raiding my house? What could you want?, FBI: Here's a warrant., Panel 2: Chance: Clearly a typo! Right here!! A juice stain over my address!, Panel 3: Chance: This is so heavily redacted... I can't make anything out of this other than where he wrote "Trump is a poo-poo head.", Panel 4: Chance: And does Merrick Garland sign everything in periwinkle blue crayon?, FBI: Classified.

    FBI Warrant

    6 Aug 18, 2022

  • Panel 1: Chance: Hey Dillon! How's it..., Panel 2: Chance: Wait, what?, Panel 3: Chance: FBI raid!!, Panel 4: Chance: My house?!, Panel 5: Chance: But I live on Mar-a-longo, not Mar-a-lago!!

    FBI Raid

    6 Aug 16, 2022

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