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Based Comic

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Tag: WEF

  • Dank Memes: Panel 1: Chance: This is an invasion of privacy!! My thoughts are my own!!!, Panel 2: Chance: I've got to get them to shut off this brain implant, but how?, Panel 3: Chance: What can I show the brain monitors that would be so tedious they'd beg it to stop transmitting?, Panel 4: Chance: So I sent them a non-stop stream of "Jesus Guiding Trump" memes., Dillon: Same reason I quit Instagram.

    Dank Memes

    0 Aug 18, 2023

  • Crickets for Dinner: Panel 1: Chip Implant Reality #2, Chance: I'll have the angus burger patty! Yum!!, Panel 3: Chance: I'll just have da meal work and cricket platter, please!

    Crickets for Dinner

    0 Aug 15, 2023

  • Chip Implant Reality Panel 1: Chance: Time to check on today's weather., Panel 2: Woohoo! Look at her! Hoochie Mama!!, Panel4: Chance: Climate change is my one true lover...

    Chip Implant Reality

    0 Aug 11, 2023

  • Analyze Your Brain Waves Panel 1: Bobby Cujo: Babblebot is going to use your chip to analyze your brain waves., Panel 2: Babblebot: When the pattern is steady, you're on task., Panel 3: Babblebot: When it rises you're thinking about something happy, like lunch., Chance: What's that big dip?, Panel 4: Babblebot: That's when you were thinking about that time the horse died in "Never Ending Story."

    Analyze Your Brain Waves

    0 Aug 04, 2023

  • Panel 1: Lady: I can't get into the dining room, Professor: Ack yes! Digital security requires you to scan your QR code., Panel 2: Lady: I don't have a cellphone, Professor: Unfortunately the New World Order will leave some people behind., Panel 3: Lady, But I can't eat! Professor: My dear, you should consider this excellent program in Canada. You'll never be hungry again.

    MAID

    2 Jan 27, 2023

  • Panel 1: Dunbar: Taylor, I hear your concerns about the Professor, but let me assure you..., Panel 2: Dunbar: He doesn't have that much power and influence over everyday nursing home policy. Panel 3: Professor: Here iz the daily itinerary... restricted foods... 134 new required vaccinations..., Dunbar: We're a little tired of your conspiracy theories.

    Everyday Americans

    4 Jan 24, 2023

  • Panel 1: Chance: Ah, back to nature!, Bill Gates: Excuse me..., Panel 2: Bill Gates: Cows release harmful methane gases into the atmosphere, Panel 3: Gates: I bought this land to save it. Enjoy plant-based "meat" from my factory, coming soon. Panel 4: Chance: At least I can enjoy the sunshine!, Gates: About that...

    Cows Release Harmful Methane

    5 Jan 11, 2023

  • Panel 1: Cop: Records show you didn't keep any of last year's New Year resolutions., Panel 2: Chance: What records?, Cop: Fitness. Finances. It's all tracked. Panel 3: Cop: No new resolutions until you catch up with interest. Panel 4: Chance: I have to become a billionaire and move into a gym., Dillon: Last year I resolved to sit on my ass so it all worked out.

    CBDC Resolutions

    4 Dec 30, 2022

  • Panel 1: Woman: Professor, I'd like to report a twit., Professor: They call them "tweets," Mrs. Henderson. Panel 2: Woman: Look at this Twiddle!, Professor: This is a video of a man roasting a turkey in an oven bag., Panel 3: Woman: Brine... Don't bag! Blatant deception., Professor: Madam, we're only concerned with tweets that threaten our pursuit of world domination., Panel 4: Woman: Well, I bet if I served you a soggy turkey skin you'd be concerned about that twat!

    Tweets that Threaten

    5 Sep 13, 2022

  • Panel 1: Taylor: I hear you're trying to fight misinformation on the internet, Professor., Professor: Ach yes, it is a threat to our Great Reset., Panel 2: Professor: Fortunately, I have recruited a skilled team of volunteers to track down such lies., Panel 3: Taylor: In assisted living? That might not go like you think it will. Panel 4: Professor: Do not worry. I trained them myself., Woman: I just gave your credit card information and all your passwords to a sweet nice man in Nigeria, was that right?

    Misinformation

    5 Sep 08, 2022

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