Posted on April 18, 2023
Panel 1: Taylor: Hiya Chance, I heard they let you out of jail., Chance: Yeah, with all of the insurrections going on now, they figured they couldn't keep me locked up forever. , Panel 3: Taylor: The fiends!, Panel 4L Chance: I still don't know what "hella good hair" is.
Posted on April 12, 2023
Panel 1: Caleb: Every Easter at my church, we sing and clap our hands to the music., Panel 2: Taylor: At my church, our priest leads mass in Latin., Panel 3: Caleb: There's still a few things our churches agree on, Taylor: Jesus rose again?, Panel 4: Caleb: That... and stuffing ourselves later at the "Country Cookin Buffet.", Taylor: Amen.
Posted on April 7, 2023
Panel 1: Librarian: Nice hat., Vickers: Uh oh., Panel 2: Librarian: This book is a week late. That'll be $1000 fine and 10 years in jail., MAGA Man: What??, Panel 3: Vickers: I'm really sorry. This book is a week late. Am I going to jail too?, Librarian: Depends... On how you vote?
Posted on April 5, 2023
Panel 1: Taylor: So you got all your money from Silicon Valley Bank?, Cujo: I'm too big to fail!!, Panel 2: Taylor: More than 250k?, Cujo: It's all about payrolls, kid! If I go down, the banks fall like dominoes., Panel 3: Taylor: Your company makes apps?, Cujo: Chaos! The only thing keeping it together is the sweat of my brow. Panel 4: Taylor: The "Smell My Butt" app A new way to greet your friends., Cujo: My cat gave me the idea.
Posted on March 30, 2023
Panel 1: Cujo: Steady, Bobby Cujo. Nobody here recognizes you., Panel 2: Cujo: Florida... The Redneck Riviera. Where they don't know you sold your Silicon Valley Bank stock for a taxpayer bailout., Panel 3: Man: Have I seen your before?, Cujo: Uh, I come here all the time. Instacart's killing the little guy., Panel 4: Cujo: Be cool, Bobby boy. It's just another snow bird., Man: Martha! Rev up the RV! The tech bros are moving in!
Posted on March 29, 2023
Panel 1: Man: Safe and effective!, Taylor: 30-40% excess deaths in every vaccinated country. Panel 2: Man: That data doesn't exist!, Taylor: Here's a graph. The numbers are from the CDC website., Panel 3: Man: Total bunk., Taylor: Ok, where do you get your numbers?, Panel 4: Man: Geraldo!, Taylor: Where else...
Posted on March 24, 2023
Panel 1: Lady: They can't end the state of emergency! The virus is still out there!!!, Panel 2: Lady: What about "long Covid"? I'm immunocompromised!, Panel 3: Lady: I'm basically disabled., Dillon: Shouldn't have closed the asylums.
Posted on March 22, 2023
Panel 1: Caleb: Taylor, did you hear about Chance?, Taylor: No, what?, Panel 2: Caleb: He got arrested! The police denied bail on trumped up charges!!, Taylor: Oh my!, Panel 3: Chance: Buffalo horns are not a deadly weapon!
Posted on March 17, 2023
Panel 1: Receptionist: Can I help you?, Chance: I'm here to protest our country's slide into authoritarian chaos. Panel 2: Receptionist: Why are you dressed like that?, Chance: I thought it might get me an in with the police., Panel 3: Receptionist: I'll ask them., Chance: See if they can bring baby powder... All this hemp is riding up my nether regions.
Posted on March 10, 2023